How to behave in a toilet?

Toilet - this is a very dangerous place. Many clinics are not taken to close the toilet door on a hook, because what happened when a heart attack overtook person at the wrong time. Rumors (and smoke without fire), that death caught in the toilet, and King of Rock 'n' roll Elvis Presley, and classic poetry sortirnoy Barkov, and even the Catherine the Great. More recently, in the toilet a London hospital, died 36-year-old actress Christina Parodi, and her body was discovered only after 12 hours. So, the rules: Before you go to the toilet, think about whether you can come out. One elderly resident of Vienna, fled from bullying teenagers, popped into a plastic booth outdoor toilet. For his trouble hooligans turned down the cabin door and left. Poor thing had to lie in close and aromatic booth as much 80 hours before he could be heard. And the heat, among other things, at this time reached 30 degrees. Try to pay special attention to exactly where the toilet in which you are going. Recently, two Germans from Frankfurt, in a drunken frenzy in search of a toilet climbed into the first plane, and were extracted from him in Moscow. The funniest thing, that they fly something was not going anywhere. Irony. While in the toilet on the plane, first get up from their homes, and only then click on the mechanism of water drainage. One citizen, which transmit from Oslo to New York, has done the opposite. As a result, powerful vacuum cleaning system sucked her sirloin part to the toilet, and were able to release it only after landing. And in general, in a plane, listen carefully to instructions stewardesses, otherwise you will not know where you can go to the toilet, and when not. A citizen of the United States ignored a direct order and went to the toilet for 25 minutes before landing. His actions are regarded as terrorist. Now his only hope the dexterity of his lawyer, because the prosecution of imprisonment to 20 years. Be especially careful in a wooden outhouse. Romanian police under its own weight fell into a wooden cubicle toilet located next to your favorite beer, because you failed to get a date with his fiancée. Moreover, the master bathroom demanded that a failure to reimburse the cost of destruction. Do not pour acid into the cesspool, as did one of the residents of Ufa. From the hydrogen sulfide evolved by the reaction, within minutes killed a family of three. Do not go to the bathroom with a loaded gun, do not be like the inhabitant of the city Lake City, Florida. She accidentally dropped the weapon in the toilet, from a blow gun fired and shot the owner buttock. Do not Mess with the fire in the toilets, these jokes are stupid and indecent! A merry company in the Czech Republic in jest poured toilet stall, in which at that time was one of the drinkers, gasoline, and burn. Alas, their friend did not understand jokes, and died from burns. Even by throwing himself from a match in the pit toilet outbuildings too dangerous. Keep track of your jaws. One elderly English lady dropped his jaw in the toilet, and asked the water companies. Some time later, a reply was received, which was found missing. However, among the twelve dentures, found at the site sanitation, the victim could not identify her. A safe relief!